how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
i love this website
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
Hans you little shit get back here.
So I saw Frozen.
I love this movie and I love Hans.
Be prepared for more garbage like this.
Like this is exactly what happened in the film.
OMG I can’t breathe
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
What is this
horseshoe crabs being drained of their blue blood!!!
woah that is pretty horrific looking, would they be dead already?
Actually, scientists get horseshoe crabs from the ocean/beach and bring them to a sanitized building, where they collect the blue blood from them. They’re still alive and the scientists make sure that they don’t drain too much blood. After they get the blood they need, they let the horseshoe crabs recover then return them to the ocean completely unharmed.
The blood of horseshoe crabs are used to test out medicines and other things to benefit us.
strange beast blood make benefit humanity. Thank
I guess you could say they have THE STRONGEST OF BLOOD.
Did someone just turn animal testing into an equius joke? Thank you tumblr
I love you.
I love you!
Everytime I see this on my dash, I get really happy, okay.
REBLOG EVERY TIME OK
breakfast just got a lot easier
Well this makes life that much more worth living.
Wake up in the mornin’ feeling like
Sometimes I forget Julie Andrews isn’t actually royalty.
what do you mean my life isn’t balanced? i spend 8 hours sleeping, 8 hours in school, and 8 hours on tumblr
REBLOG LIKE AN ULTIMATE DIGIMON
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES
nope sorry no more reblogs cause we’ve all hit POST LIMIT GODDAMMIT
1,426 post… Hm hm hm
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY